plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
(Source: plazm, via things-i-cannot-escape)
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via feraligaytor)
the videos tonight are literally too much for me
LMAOOO WHAT IS AIR.
(Source: feraligaytor, via chrisynova)